Britain's Official Source for Alligator Enthusiasm
The number one website about alligators in the entirety of the United Kingdom, possibly the world, definitely this postcode.
Yes, I Love AlligatorsAbsolutely True Facts
100% verified by scientists (who may themselves have been alligators)
Alligators grow up to 3,000 teeth in a lifetime. That's more than any dentist has ever had to deal with and frankly more than is polite.
Alligators are cold-blooded. This makes them excellent at remaining calm in traffic and catastrophically bad at keeping a flat warm.
On land, alligators can run up to 35 km/h. This is faster than most of us manage on a Monday morning, and they don't even need coffee.
Alligators can go months without eating by slowing their metabolism. Scientists call this "torpor." Regular people call this "working from home."
Mother alligators guard their nests fiercely and carry babies in their mouths. The babies are reportedly fine with this arrangement.
Alligators can hold their breath underwater for up to an hour. They use this skill mostly to lurk, which is honestly very relatable.
Tips for Meeting an Alligator
Practical, official, totally sensible advice
Alligators do not respond to casual British pleasantries and may interpret your friendly nod as a threat display. Remain neutral. Think of them as a colleague you've never formally met.
They will not be grateful. They will also not understand that Rich Tea biscuits are for dunking, not for biting hands. Leave your Digestives at home.
On paths, cycle lanes, and roundabouts. They were here first (literally — they predate humans by about 80 million years). Manners cost nothing.
They have said no. They continue to say no. They will always say no. This is their boundary and we respect it.
Results are unconfirmed but scientists believe alligators enjoy a genuine compliment. Try: "Your scutes are absolutely immaculate today." Then leave quickly.
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What People Are Saying
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I came here expecting nothing and left knowing seventeen facts about alligator teeth. Changed my life. Changed my diet. I now eat slower and with more intention.
Retired librarian, WolverhamptonMy son asked me what an alligator was. I sent him to this website. He has since changed his career plan to "professional alligator spotter." This is entirely your fault.
Very confused father, LeedsOutstanding content. I particularly enjoyed the advice on complimenting their scales. I tried it at Bristol Zoo and I think the alligator nodded at me. Possibly.
Amateur herpetologist, BristolThe ticker news at the top told me an alligator was refused entry to a Greggs. I have not stopped thinking about this for three days.
Baker, NorwichI am an alligator. I found this website to be mostly accurate, though I will say the bit about us not enjoying biscuits is controversial at best. Rich Teas are fine.
Alligator, The FensUsed the tips section before a visit to Florida. Gave an alligator the right of way at a crossroads. We made eye contact. I felt understood for the first time in years.
Holiday-maker and new alligator enthusiast